No time for a clever subject

This morning as I was drying my hair, my blow dryer started shooting sparks at my head. It scared the sh*t out of me.

So, last night's TV...here's the breakdown:

1) Joey- It didn't suck. In fact, I laughed quite a few times. I should just accept the fact that sitcom one-liners do it for me. I thought I had better taste. But I just can't help laughing at the goofy bastard.

2) The Apprentice- Well, I'm already addicted. I thought I wouldn't like the new cast, that I'd be yearning for the days of Heidi, Troy, Bill, Nick, and even Omorosa...but now I have new people to love and hate. With a passion that shouldn't be subjected upon TV reality stars. Here's who's caught my eye so far:

Andy- fresh out of Harvard, an experienced debater, and according to EW an excellent tennis player. Andy, you can orate on me anytime. Did she just say that? What does that even mean?

Stacie J- Alisa and I have dubbed her "crack whore Stacie"...b/c the b*tch is crazy. So maybe the name doesn't really go, but we like it.

John- Basically, I want to do him. It's that simple.

Stacy R- Cute as a damn button.

And that's it. I look forward to getting to think I know the rest of you.
Reagan